- 10 WorDs wOmEn uSe -

1.) FINE : 

This is the word women use to end an argument 

when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) FIVE MINUTES : 

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given

five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) NOTHING : 

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. 

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) GO AHEAD : 

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) LOUD SIGH : 

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. 

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot 

and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here 

and arguing with you about nothing. 

(Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) IT'S OKAY : 

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how

and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) THANKS : 

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.

Just say you're welcome.

8.) WHATEVER : 

Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT : 

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that 

a woman has told a man to do several times,

but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to 3.

10.) PLEASE DO :

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

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